Henry Blake: Yeah, sure. Many of you might have caught those lines and dialogues, if you have thoroughly enjoyed the movie. Sergeant: [as Hawkeye, dressed as Santa Claus, is lowered by helicopter to treat a wounded soldier] And you said there was no Santa! Uh-huh. Hawkeye: I couldn't. That's an order. So naturally, you shot Capt. Hacker: Ah, any one of a dozen, sir. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon:
Col. Sherman T. Potter: Why are you dressed like an Italian usher? Col. Potter: Ever since I've been around, the sun's always set in the west. Capt. Nurse Lacey: I'm sorry, but Clay invited me to have a drink with him this evening. Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly: I was too sleepy. Hunnicut: [Father Mulcahy is trying to diplomatically turn down Hawkeye's and BJ's invitation to eat with them] Father, is it because we smell bad? Charles: What on earth are you talking about and in what language are you saying it? Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: Ghouls. This may be our last dance before we go home. Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: Scenic tours of all the great battlefields. Here is the collection of the best Bengali love quotes in both Bangla fonts with pictures. Hawkeye: Well, don't look at me, I didn't take 'em. Capt. terrible pressure and everything and there's a lot of death and destruction
Cpl. She'll have to thaw out the map, it's inside some ground chuck in the basement freezer. We can't look for him until first light. You guys don't even make the first cut. Freedom. [dumps the entire contents of the bag on the floor]. Hunnicut: [toasting Klinger's decision not to go AWOL] To Klinger, Korea's most eligible bachelor. [Holds up piece of paper] Read this and weep. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: I'm able to do a lot of things in surgery that I'm not really good enough to do. Hawkeye: Because I took the precaution of treating the stolen articles with hydrochloric-alpha-terracin. Dismissed! He's got a 50-50 chance. B.J. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: Well, *once* anyway. Major Charles Winchester: [Chuckles nervously] Aspirin, three times a day. Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III: What that boy went through right there! Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: You hear that Charles? Perhaps at last we've asked ourselves what we should have asked before: With the pain and death this madness brings, what were we ever singing for? In. M.P. Hunnicut: Somehow we knew you were back Colonel when we saw Charles doing a 100 yard flash across the compound. There's only two things you can do about it:
Col. Sherman T. Potter: You put too much swoop on the "T"! Hawkeye: Ok, one bullet. And get me the Navy for some offshore bombardment. And I did, right about his neck. PA System Announcer: Attention, all personnel... the wounded you've all been waiting for has finally arrived in person... report to the Big Top immediately; the circus is about to begin. Margaret: [both Hawkeye and Margaret are in the Swamp, drunk] This place stinks. Father Francis Mulcahy: [Trapper is serving him a martini] Not too much - I'm praying later. Henry Blake: [being force-fed shots of bourbon] Now this is the last one, Pierce, and then I have to shoot some targets - and I didn't even know they were in season. But it's nice you can smile in Korean. Capt. Klinger: Dealer bets ten bucks! Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly: What's that? Margaret: That's stupid. William Christopher 84 who played the beloved Father Francis John Patrick Mulcahy on MASH died peacefully and without pain at his Pasadena home on the morning of New Years Eve. Maj. Sidney Freedman: [pulls his hands back, looks in another patient's box] There's no uniform in here either, is there a lice epidemic? Hawkeye: So we would have had independence ten minutes later. Major Charles Winchester: You expect me to believe this, Pierce? B.J. Electric light at night. An architectural wonder, one of a kind... actually two of a kind. Major Charles Winchester: Well, you encouraged the assumption. [Frank moves forward and moves the plate slightly to get a better look]. Wherever they come from they'll never run out. Father Francis Mulcahy: So what you're saying is, Judas didn't really have a choice? Frank Burns: One of the greatest living Americans is coming and I'm not going to let him see some of the trash that's read around here. No one was jumping for joy over me. Incredible as it seems, half my unit believed it, and began hoarding canned salmon. Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: Edwina... may I kiss you? It can be removed completely. : [pushing that motorcycle] I'll make sure the motorcycle doesn't escape. Cpl. It's chronic. Maj. Sidney Freedman: [waking up to the sounds of BJ and Hawkeye yelling at Charles] I don't believe it; this is where we said goodnight! me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but
You know, the way Dad used to?”, “If I had all the answers, I'd run for God.”, “I happen to believe in the sanctity of marriage no matter how ugly or disgusting it gets. 6:00 PM PDT • March 22, 2015. Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: [about Young Hi's brother Benny] The Dead End Kids from Korea. 'Spearchucker' Jones: The man's a fruitcake! Any composer will not completely enjoy the process of creating a remix. Hawkeye: Baker, all a nose is is a nose. You can incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. Don't you know what it's like to stand day after day in blood? Sleep. Tuttle a decoration. B.J. [Col. Potter bids farewell to Hawkeye and B.J]. Hawkeye: What the hell are you gonna do with a box of scorpions? Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: I mean during surgery. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: [Still trying to guess what BJ stands for] Was your mother Mexican? Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: [sighs] Why fight it? Tarola: Are you kidding? Captain B.J. I like to hang out, have fun, drink, club, meet boys, look for boyfriends, play MASH, the usual." - Xosha Roquemore View as Image Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on Pintrest Share on Tumblr [Hawkeye and Carlye are talking about Carlye's marriage]. I sew people back together. Major Franklin Marion Burns: Wouldn't you like to know! Maj. Sidney Freedman: [looking through a patient's belongings] His uniform isn't in here, where is it? Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: You can tell he's a doctor by his bedside manner. Col. Sherman T. Potter: No. Hawkeye: Yeah, it's got a sort of assertive je ne sais quoi. Col. Potter: [Frank tests the wind currents] What are you doing? If I should die before I before I wake, give them to my brother Jake.". Impersonating an officer. Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Hawkeye: The Bill of Rights says we have a right to write... Or am I wrong? Trapper: Frank, how would you like your lip to donate a pint of blood? Radar: [looking over Jeep engine] Nothing's where it is in my mother's Nash! Mozart. Col. Potter: I thought I told you kids to change your diapers. Hawkeye: [after finding in his own bed the snake he and BJ had put in Charles' bed, to Charles, who is listening to classical music] Clever, very clever. Henry Blake: Wow. Father Mulcahy: I wonder if his discharge from the hospital was a bit premature. Broadcaster from Armed Forces Radio: If you add it all up, it comes to more than two million people killed or wounded. Am I in Dutch with the Greeks. Ours not to reason why, ours not to let 'em die. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: I'm ready. Colonel Henry Blake: U.N. Command in Seoul's called. So I'm going back to the 4077. Tommy was my friend, and I watched him die, and I'm crying. Maj. Frank Burns: Now just a minute, Bub. ", Hawkeye Pierce
Charles: Well, it should be magnificent now. Hawkeye: [Recorded at the end of the film Hawkeye and Trapper made] Three hours ago, this man was in a battle. Capt. I'm sorry to interrupt your feeling better, but there's a Mr. Klinger here to see you. Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III: Like everything else around here. Luther Rizzo: With the help of a friend. Capt. Went through hell together and lived to get drunk about it. B.J. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: Dangerous talk, Frank. PA System: Attention all personnel. Carlye Breslin Walton: I can't stay here with you, with me, the way we are again. We all miss you here. Hawkeye: I don't know, I was too busy going too far. Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan: She's darling, Henry. Capt. The city boy decided to stay on his ship and write his high school sweetheart, a lovely young girl, with a megaphone on her chest. Radar's gonna take care of you. Oh, foolish me. Capt. We've gotta get up early, anyway, and fix MacArthur's hernia. You sound like a donkey in heat. [Frank walks over to him] Kiss me. Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: Dance with me? Henry Blake: Simmer down, Pierce. Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan: I'm trying, but he's got an awfully big mouth. It won't turn over; Margaret gets out] Where are you going? Next Fourth of July you can eat it on the cob for all I care. [pause] You did, Sir. Who broke the window? Hawkeye: Okay, boys and girls, time to do something intelligent. Must be hell for you to trying to sit or sleep... Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan: Wait a minute...Is this stupid P.A. Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III: I make it a point to never drink anything that came out of a radiator. Hawkeye: Charles, lie down and start bleeding. Capt. Love Phrases and Romantic Polish words. Bang! Army Capt. Capt. Remember when I was a kid, you told me that if my head wasn't attached to my shoulders, I'd lose it? What happened? Frank Burns: I want everybody to understand that this is war, and that war is a call to arms! Father Francis Mulcahy: [to Chim Sa] Please, don't be worried about the circumcision. B.J. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan and Frank Burns, and Cpl. Those are the major announcements for the day. Sleep. Col. Sherman T. Potter: I can work twice as hard; Radar can you be twice as scared? Major Charles Winchester: Here we have a head injury. Hawkeye: And now for the moment no-one has been waiting for: the Father Mulcahy sound-alike contest. Radar: [an angry B.J. Include me in one of your little bull sessions? Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: Shh. Corncob construction, with toilet paper sails. Neither is bedding down every night with a flea circus, or eating food prepared by a cook who used to make box lunches for Kamikaze pilots, or getting so bored out my skull, I put on my dress uniform for a trip to the latrine! Found insideSpiralize, Chop, Rice, and Mash Your Vegetables into Creative, ... I love the corny quotes you text me, and I'll never stop counting down the “sleeps” to ... I HATED HIM! Hunnicut: In a modest, 20-room log cabin. He didn't even lift a shovel! Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III: Well, you may be able to cloak yourself in denial, but I am not afraid to face up to the harshest reality of all. Capt. Major Margaret Houlihan: GET THEM, FRANK! Feb 28, 2020 - Explore Mash Hana's board "Sweet love quotes" on Pinterest. Army Capt. Capt. How I degraded myself? Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan: I don't understand. Now, the next time you get a call from Cpl. I mean real fresh corn. Stop it, will you? Col. Potter: No, it's the real McCoy. What good am I now? That should say it all. Hawkeye: Clara Bow? Henry Blake: [Radar enters behind him trying to get his attention, Blake is fondling his chips] Let's see here. No smart remarks, no insinuations, sex- or smut-wise. Capt. More stuff's coming in from headquarters. Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger: Yes, sir. Hawkeye: [reading letter] "I want us to adopt him, honey. Frank Burns: A captain can't give a major an order. Father Francis Mulcahy: I'd like your permission to return these, sir. Col. Sherman T. Potter: [to his horse] You'll be in good hands, sweetheart. He'd prefer to be a good civilian. Radar: I know, Father, but they were yours! Walter Eugene 'Radar' O'Reilly: Uh sir, I know who the dodo is, it's Captain Pierce. Found inside – Page 1The Isles of Los Angeles 2089: humanity is addicted to technology. Whilst characters such as Kellye, Igor, Rizzo, Goldman and Ginger are listed where they appear as specific characters central to the plot, they also appeared regularly as non-speaking cast members. There's a priest writing war ditties. Sure, I - I keep picturing myself on a corner with a tin cup selling thermometers, but I'm going through something here I didn't expect. As a matter of fact, I was very good. John 'Cowboy' Hodges: Neither was you not letting me go home! Margaret: Oh, he isn't. Hawkeye: Still, another colleague resents me because of his consistent losses at the gaming tables. How old was he when you saw him last. Capt. " I want to be in a musical. The rest is in the safe. Colonel Sherman T. Potter: He sew up your fly again? I can give you your report. What the hell's so funny about that? Hunnicut: The convoy just took a direct hit. Capt. However, only in the institution of marriage is it recommended that this expression take place. Lt. Col. Henry Blake: All right, people, I'm gonna give it to you straight. A drink of what,prune juice? Lt. Col. Henry Blake: [Backed into a wall of his tent by a cow] Sit, lady. That took a lotta pluck! Cpl. Cpl. Not funny. Margaret: That's fine. Maj. Sidney Freedman: I don't hear anything. Signed [pause] Your loving son [pause] Queen Victoria. "People in grief need someone to walk with them without judging them." - Gail Sheehy. 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